my fascist mailman

...is dead. Damn! He was a screaming liberal nazi who proudly voted Republican in every election since 1984 because "abortion is murder". I'd almost talked him into stopping that stuff, had been holding my new "decline to state a political party" registration form to show him that he could at least punish the Republicans by not showing up on their rolls of the faithful. I was certain I could get him to do this much. He's off their rolls now anyway. Here one minute, squabbling his fool head off about stuff he had no business deciding for himself and enforcing on others, and stone dead the next.