i wonder if i can describe my headache to you

Getting on toward later than I wanted it to be last night, I was finding fresh evidence of Ahmadinejad in person, and having no choice but to realize the extent of American perfidy as regards this man. He has been made to seem a belligerent madman in the press, and even liberals too readily believe it. In fact, his fidelity to truth is outright dazzling... under the circumstances... when ours is outright absent. I don't know about you, or... maybe I do. But the shock and embarrassment of this realization has given me a very bad headache. I submit it is time you let yourself in for it too, because, after all, a bad headache is unspeakably better than WWIII. I'm so sick of everyone's patience with those unwilling to suffer a headache as people are dying horribly because they won't. A few minutes ago I almost decked my neighbor for reminding me this is why he avoids all news. I'm not being colorful. I'm stating cold facts.