war on christmas rages on

Email I just received:

To All My Democrat Friends:
>>
>>
>> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
>> wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-
>> stress,
>> non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
>> holiday,
>> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious or
>> secular
>> practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
>> persuasion
>> and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
>> religious or
>> secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful,
>> personally
>> fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
>> the
>> generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect
>> for the
>> calendars of choice of
>> other cultures whose contributions to society have
>> helped make
>> America great. Not to imply that
>> America is necessarily greater
>> than any other country nor the only
>> America in the Western Hemisphere . Also,
>> this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
>> physical
>> ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee".
>>
>>
>> To All My Republican Friends:
>>
>> "Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and may GOD Bless you and
>> yours!"

Hmmmmm.... Davis or email? Davis or email? Which should I pick? Being of neither party and atheist in the bargain, hmmmmm... which should I pick?

MONSTER UPDATE: Ripped shamelessly from BIG Dan....