[click picture]I better get my ass to the store before I have to swim....
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...well... but... I have to tell you now that I'm dressed that my pants are noticeably more comfortable and my face less noticeably puffed out. This notwithstanding that Trisha fed me like a queen, including candy and cookies, since I arrived. My boobs are still sufficient to use as weapons of mass destruction... but... well... that's nothing new. Heavy sigh. I'm having this vague notion that I might return to something like normal at some point...?
This does not explain the mysterious movement of pillows I did not move, or items in the refrigerator suddenly where they weren't the last time I looked, or newspaper rubber bands continually showing up on the front walkway out of nowhere, or why the stereo came on suddenly while I was making myself some coffee earlier... but if this is not the combination of my advancing senility and my intense animal magnetism, I'm gonna go with spooks fucking with me... would you believe blackouts? How about split personality?
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I'll be goll durned if I don't like this blue better now than the old dark teal, too....
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Uh-oh... I just love the top of Solano Avenue! Everything can be had there. This is my mom's wallet picture of me. She whips it out and tells everyone, "This is my daughter."
Heh. Well... it is!---------------------------------
Strictly speaking....
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Do you know that I finally got to go to my kind of grocery store, after over two years of deprivation in the hinterlands, and they goddam charged me SIX BUCKS for a can of tuna. Sheesh! I'm hopeless! Some freakin' bodhisattva I make! There is no way around it! I need a wealthy man to cover my nut while I run around saving all sentient beings! Help! Help. Help. Help. Help. Help.
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Oh, Ioway... Ioway.... What will the future hold? I can at least report relief that Hillary didn't take it....
The cats are completely oblivious to this stuff... along with a huge chunk of our population.
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