breslauer to the rescue again

[click image of Alan under the lamp]

Our friend and defender of democracy, Alan Breslauer, once again arrived to face the enemy the other night, this time at a Pelosi appearance. He'd barely been able to speak his question when a little mob of sweaty Secret Service agents tackled him and dragged him out. This is the one vulnerability of the fully-suited knight. After days of grueling interrogation under the lamp, and the loss of thirty pounds from sweating inside his armor, note the rust forming, he effected his escape merely by swatting the officer with one iron plate gauntlet. When sought for comment later, he could only gasp, "I can't believe I didn't think of that earlier." So it seems the ordeal did take its toll, but once again, our hero returns to us relatively unscathed by the forces of evil.