13 August 2008

i think i've figured it out

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I am in a coma in a strange room somewhere. This has all been a dream. Stat services have not all broken down. HaloScan is functioning perfectly. We did not provoke hostilities in South Ossetia, nor did we let a Georgian madman declare we were taking over his bases to incur the outright enmity of the Russians. Our news services aren't really suppressing the truth and keeping us in the dark. There is no criminal regime in Washington.

I'm in coma.

And this is all just a paranoid nightmare from chemical impurities in my feeding tube.

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