i have been spit out the other side of a timespace warp

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I fell asleep and woke right back up again at least ten times. My legs did the full monte in overdrive. There were so many leads glued to me the technician kid had to come rescue me about four times. At one point I demanded to be unplugged so I could run out into the night air and resituate my crimped nerves and muscles and bones and spirit. I fell asleep and stayed asleep very, very, very late... and so I don't know how much data they have on my sleep, but they are going to flip over having the first readouts on a bona fide space alien. It's going to take me a week of shampooing with Comet to get all this electrode goo out of my hair.