23 December 2008

merry fitzmas

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The Emperor Space Lizard gave him a working mechanical heart in exchange for his service, and he would be found to be too feeble to do time... if, that is, we could find anyone to prosecute him. Ha! I spit on your war crimes and death penalties for treason! You can't kill a dead man! Ha! Junior's gonna pre-pardon me, and Yoo's already written the memo. Addington will see to my brilliant legacy and my family has billions for the rest of time. Ha! You filthy sheep! Merry Christmas!

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