05 December 2008

there isn't a man with whom i've ever been intimate

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... who doesn't immediately think of me when he smells garlic. I can provide an embarrassing stack of testimonials to this assertion. I have been nearly as avid for garlic in my life as I have been for milk.

Suddenly, it gives me heartburn.

I am beside myself.

This is not acceptable. And it won't be accepted.

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