move israel to the south pole

[click image]Everyone is looking for their relatives to kiss them goodbye.

For a few years I have been screaming, colorfully, as you know I do, to move Israel to the South Pole. People cry that, no, we mustn't do that, because the penguins will be at risk, and I say, no, no, not coastal Antarctica, but the very southernmost South Pole, where they can't possibly hurt anyone but themselves. I keep resorting to this solution.

I just did it again out on my porch, smoking a cigarette.

I had an epiphany.

If we moved Israel to Antarctica, they'd certainly kill off those dangerous and deadly terrorist penguins for the sake of safety, as they go about making their nation as comfortable and secure as possible, with ocean view condos for everyone, as befits the chosen.

THEN, finally, the world would revile them appropriately for their murderating ways.

You know I'm right.