06 May 2009

rivero will shit his pants when he finds out about this

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I wish I could link the entire article, but it looks as though that is now reserved for subscribers only, and I'm hoping to heck all my links to The New Yorker haven't turned into roadblocks because of this.

The youngest, scrappiest, de Rothschild, David, adventurer and mystical reaper of vast corporate funding for his planet healing urges has a new gig, dubbed "Plastiki".... He's going to visit the floating plastic island the size of two Texases on a boat built of plastic bottles. It bears a resemblance to Michael Rockefeller's fascination with Borneo.

Here's David's save-the-planet-through-adventure site....

I'd like to feel happy about it, but, actually, it's depressing.

4 comments:

  1. I read this a few weeks ago 99 ... and please correct me if I'm ignorant and wrong. But I just didn't "get it". It struck me as a rich boy's fascination with doing something weird ... and getting some corporate sponsors to look "good" in the process ...rather then something actually "useful" ... But I'm clueless. I could be dead wrong.

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  2. That was pretty much precisely my take on it.

    No trouble raising hundreds of thousands from huge corporations for his adventures. Heir to the biggest fortune on earth, goes around raising funds for masturbating in public....

    I'd say the value in raising awareness might be worth something, but it isn't raising anyone's awareness... not even the pigs who give him money.

    All we're aware of is David de Rothschild, and that family has never liked its members in the limelight. So he very well may end up like Michael Rockefeller... finding out the hard way how bad it is to have the world know where you're going to be for a protracted amount of time.

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  3. My cousin and I once dreamed of making a boat out of old bathtubs and sailing it across Lake Michigan.

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  4. Well, why the heck didn't you get some corporate sponsors and DO it?

    :-P

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