05 May 2009

what have i missed?

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This thoroughly unattractive person has been popping up on the covers of magazines for years now and enjoys some sort of social stature I do not understand. Has she ever done anything? I mean, at least Britney went from Mouseketeer to the depths of sluttitude before she turned fifteen to explain her fame. Paris attended every single social event on the planet for a number of years before she managed to grab the spotlight. That was work. Others are, or have been, just plain too pretty to pass up, but what did I miss here?

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  1. Is she part of the misdirection pandemic?

    -Joel

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  2. Joel, maybe that's it.

    Except, we seem to have a factory farm-created flu pandemic that is being misdirected into sowhattitude by the authorities. "Pandemic" doesn't necessarily mean The Black Death. It means disease that spreads over great distances. We are in the middle of a swine flu pandemic that, it seems, isn't killing people who have not been exposed to an overwhelming viral load, but we can't even be sure of that because they aren't even trying to do a comprehensive job of testing for it to see who's dying of it, or even the extent of who's ILL from it.

    But, yes, she must be part of the grander misdirection thing. Thank you. That explains a lot.

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  3. One pass through the weekly myriad of "Reality" TV programming reveals the grandest misdirecting of all!

    Sheesh!

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  4. Go ahead, mess with Jessica Simpson, she always has that smirk on her face--even the Vanity Fair photoshoot she manages to screw it up with that smirk, but LEAVE HER SISTER Ashley alone!!

    I supported her when the SNL lipsync flap happened and I still support her and her music now.

    ~P

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