01 July 2009

big pharma gonna kill yo ass

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They're just now getting around to doing something about a problem that has been abundantly evident to everyone for at least five years. The church lady who used to cut my hair said she flipped out when she realized she was looking at the inside of her face after taking just one. My high school buddy's wife started trying to have sex with passers-by and other outrageously self-destructive behaviors. My old boss couldn't get a sex life back for almost a year. My ex ate a bottle of valium -- unaware that would only give him a nice long nap -- in the woods. And that's just the people close to me.

Wake up.

4 comments:

  1. They are also looking at making acetaminophen by prescription only - finally!

    England made it prescription years ago when it was discovered that overdosing and long period dosing destroyed the liver.

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  2. There is an ad on TV for some drug - I can't remember what it is - where a couple is walking along the edge of a cliff overlooking the ocean.

    The dialog goes like this:

    "Side effects include depression and thoughts of suicide"

    The edge of a cliff overlooking the ocean - just where you should be with such side effects!
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  3. Could be the new administration is making this happen.

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  4. Ha! LOL! Cigarettes are actually better for you!

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