04 January 2010

good christ and jeebuz, as they say

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I ate something bad for me last night and I am a puffed-out wreck with breathing troubles today. I can't even face the tubes until later. I don't know how people put that crap in their bodies and go on with their lives. I don't. I don't. I don't.
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4 comments:

  1. No. I just grabbed some deep-fried chicken pieces at the store and dipped them in hummus while watching my free movies and that batter is LETHAL. They're mostly batter and hardly any chicken. A Big Mac, lethal as it is, probably wouldn't even have left me in such bad shape. I can hardly get my right eye open for all the edema and same with my sinuses. My fingers don't work very well from the puffiness either. Fuck.

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  2. Another hummus-related tragedy!

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  3. I thought the hummus would counteract the poisons in the chicken batter, but, boy, was I ever WRONG. Sheesh. This is just astonishingly ugly....

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