06 February 2011

TURN OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKING TV!

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The only people on the street right now are pre-teen girls and new mothers with strollers—not necessarily the same females—and a seriously shiny crunched up cherry red Accord EX full of gang bangers who aren't EVEN as stupid as you are! No. Really. LISTEN TO ALEC.

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Oh, and STAY OFF TWITFACE TOO!!!

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I must remind you that comedy is the BEST way to deliver the unbearable truth... second best is Hallmark mushy....

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They were goddam calling the game over the pharmacy and grocery store PAs. I almost screamed for them to goddam declare it a motherfucking HOLIDAY and spare me this crap. The Point Lobos Creamers are ahead of the Pigglyville Crankers by 98 points. You can watch the damn commercials on YouTube. Pickle yerself for five minutes and stop being so ever-lovin' EASY.

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irascibly yours, 99
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2 comments:

  1. OTG's impersonater2/7/11, 11:00 AM

    well at least I heard it here first

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