16 March 2011

the one elegant solution to the enigma

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I want him to stay dead. I don't want to talk about him. I know he had a kind heart behind all that supremely dysfunctional and beyond the pale strange behavior, but the guy was obviously such a wreck that death was very possibly the only respite he was ever going to get. This, finally, explains it. I don't know if it's right, of course, but it fits every last one of the Michael Jackson anomalies and problems I ever heard about.

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love, 99
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7 comments:

  1. People have been saying that since Thriller, when he was 24 and his voice hadn't changed. The story usually claimed his father Joe had it done to him. Another story said all that plastic surgery was an attempt to look like the famous castrato, Farinelli.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Busto_de_Farinelli_%28an%C3%B3nimo_neocl%C3%A1sico,_MRABASF_E-599%29_01.jpg
    (I thought he was going for Diana Ross.)

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  2. I was raised by the Tooth Fairy. I thought child abuse and ripping him off and prostituting him out, showbiz-wise... too much of the underbelly of mega-fame too early... but, really, this explains it all in one fell swoop... the OUTRAGEOUS marriages and babies thing. The one thing it doesn't explain is this so-called son from some earlier liaison the family has taken to its bosom.... I actually thought he was feigning the unchanged voice thing... sort of living falsetto... but have done a little looking around about it and chemical castration explains it all.

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  3. I crashed hard on my bicycle once when I was younger, landing in the ditch with the cross bar embedded firmly between my testicles.

    I sang 4 octaves that day!

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  4. A wonder you managed to spit out some kids... or... well... there wasn't a milkman hangin' 'round Rin, now was there? :o]

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  5. No milkman,

    Meg is my twin in looks - poor thing,

    And Kae was that new year's eave celebration during the 3 days out of birth control!

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  6. Well, seems you did miss your shot at a singing career then.....

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