hurry uuuuup!

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My nails are bitten down to my knuckles.

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love, 99
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nobody is going for my idea about moving israel to the south pole

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I know we have cops with comparably awful problems with racism, and we slaughter people at least as avidly, so the case could be made to move US down there with them, but maybe we could compromise and just send all the murderating racist fucks to colonize the moon and call it a day?

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love, 99
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i don't think so

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I might be bumping into walls, having trouble waking up, but I still don't think so.

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love, 99
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just now the world could burn down

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... and it wouldn't get a rise out of me. I was so desperate for the campaign "season" [read "century"] to end. I got to the point where I felt that even if McSenile won I could still celebrate the end of that infinitely demoralizing mountain of crap finally drifting off into space. I felt that if Obummer won I could be grateful in honor of Martin's ghost and resume my interest in saving the world, but, maybe it's just HaloScan picking on me, I swear I've still got the blues for you. It couldn't be any worse if you burned down in front of my eyes.

I'm hoping I'm in a coma somewhere and this is just the buddhas of the ten directions teaching me through the use of a long, coma-induced hallucination of planetary horror....

[No. Seriously. I've had to resort to my happy pill to get the juice to go to the store.]

jean luc! jean luc!

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Save me!

perspective again

I'm not so sure it sunk in the first time, and it's a damn important point for us to bear in mind. We really, really, no kidding have to end these wars NOW. For another good perspective on perspective visit Old Uncle Dave.

Then again, if you really can't hang with making this a decent world for humans, you could look at it this way:



Out There TV on the return of Planet X... plus cool crop circles and other stuff to drive Big Dan mad.

perspective

chilling, chilling, chilling

Far out, man!

Baa-baa-baa!

radio free android sisters

Hit it, girls....

out my space pod window

I'm waving at oldturk.

my international reputation as a space alien

Homie thought of me when she saw this....

yay!!!

My friend Copenhagian, of the ever-morphing screen names, made me my very own picture. Some don't understand that we Borg are now peaceful and happy since Locutus freed us. [We no longer assimilate you against your will, but resistance is still futile!] Some don't understand that going to the moonbase with him is the greatest possible news. But I think I have friends who do understand! :-P

gort, klaatu barada nikto

If we don't get our country back, yesterday, I have a Plan B.

space junk

Yep. There so seriously would be all kinds of squeaking about blowing up satellites. It's just fine to KILL PEOPLE and nuke our planet for profit, but, whoa now, don't let them be able to retaliate by ruining our television and internet and telephone reception. THAT'd be carrying things just too far!

we are 99 of borg

Retiring to moonbase with Locutus.









Resistance is futile.

and the anchorman was saying blah blah

The Android Sisters!

now that hillary has announced

I'm considering making my retreat into Trekkiedom permanent....

Or. Maybe I should get on that detective novel.

How about I phone home to Planet X?

professor picard

i want to go back to school

Starfleet Academy, San Francisco

the disclosure project

Okay. These people are serious as heart attacks, and Daniel Sheehan, a man with a pretty distinguished career in exposing covert ops, is among them. So. Since we seem to be on the verge of creating a global holocaust over the control of oil, this is either the ideal mental retreat from the horror, or the answer. Pick.



On video: one, two, three.