the state of israel needs to be moved

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ALL of them.
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Another American citizen, Huwaida Arraf, beaten badly... and refused consular services.
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AND TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING TV FOR GOOD.

You stay hypnotized if you don't turn off your tv. Don't just turn it off. Smash it to smithereens.
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ARE you getting anything like this on MSNBC, CNN, Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC or even PBS?

YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE GETTING NONSTOP EVIL LIES.

You can't wake up with that blather ANYWHERE within your hearing.
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i couldn't go to bed, waiting to see biden cancel his speech

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And he was late... something like an hour late... and I was dying for there to be an announcement that the Vice President was on his way home... but the fucker is up there speaking total solidarity, complete with baldfaced lies about Iran, with Israel right this very now. Now I'm praying with every cell that he winds this up with a big BUT... a nice strident stop-the-settlements-now-or-fuck-off....

And, here, you thought I was a jaded old harridan....
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He kept quoting Golda Meir's "there's no place else to go".

She was wrong. He is wrong. There's the South Pole.
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i've changed my mind

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The South Pole is too good for Israel.
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dear santa

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All I want for Christmas is Israel moved to the South Pole.

Al Jazeera has its moments when I want to banish it with the rest of the media, too. Tzociopathi Livni got this offer solely that she might travel without being arrested for crimes against humanity.

Sheesh.

I know. I know. Not very goddam jolly already, but, well, it's too hard not to feel this stuff... to ignore the actual for some stupid pleasant exaltation of fantasy.

Sorry. Sorry. I'll turn on Rascal Flatts again soon.
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oh, joy, the more the merrier

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The story behind this breaking news is pretty funny. The source from which I took it was billing it as Britain jumping into the fray with Russia, and everybody else, in the Arctic and I started to fall for it... until that pesky little prefix in the actual article started boring a hole in my brain and I was forced to amend my post quickly!

I'm uncertain whether to call it the Cold Cold War, the Hot Cold War or Cold War II or what... but as long as I can figure a way to keep them from further endangering polar critters, this is very promising news.

A spokesman for Greenpeace called the move "colossally irresponsible" and accused the British government of putting more effort into securing future oil rights than battling climate change.

Tee hee, those humorless environmentalists! Of course they're putting more effort into securing oil rights. Duh! If everybody gets really cranky about who has dibs on the unfreezing goodies on the North and South Poles, they can busy themselves posturing for each other, loot their own treasuries without having to slaughter innocents, while real adults get together to solve the CO₂ problem behind their greed-hunched backs!

This is my plan. Since no one will stop them, just divert them.... They may even want that by now....

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