09 October 2009

i think i am going to be sick

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I think Alfred Nobel would be going to be sick....

This is a few hundred times worse than giving it to Kissenger... unless... unless... they realize about why Obama is excusing crimes against humanity and furthering them, pulling off a coup in Honduras seamlessly, bombing innocents with drones, making warlike against Iran... are encouraging him to fight the killers who have him running so scared....

Oh! I wish I'd never gotten out of bed this morning.

Holy crap.

This is appalling.

Appalling.

Appalling....

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Q: Is Afghanistan a threat?

A: Of course not! We are not at war with the proud and freedom-loving people of Afghanistan. We simply happen to be killing the proud and freedom-loving people of Afghanistan on a regular basis.

Q: But we deeply regret killing them, each and every time we kill them.

A: And each and every time we plan to kill them, and each and every time we're in the middle of killing them, and each and every time we plan to kill them again.

Q: And every time we go to kill them, we of course take every possible precaution we can possibly take to
avoid killing them, except of course for not actually killing them.

A: In a
way, you could say that by killing them so conscientiously, we are actually doing them a favor.

Q: In a
way, you could say that our killing them is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for them.

A: In a
way, you could say we have a moral responsibility to keep killing them, because if we ever stopped, who knows who might kill them then?

Q: They might be killed by other, non-us people! Or even by nobody at all!

A: And then where would they be!

Q: At the mercy of the Belgian threat.

Q: Could we one day live in a world without threats?

A: No, no - we're not ready for that. It's far too threatening.

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I am truly beside myself over this. I have gone screaming naked off a cliff. The mushroom cloud should be showing up on your satellite images any minute.

I probably belong in Russia....

Dammit, I deserve it more than he does!

14 comments:

  1. I tried to warn you, but this thing ate my comment...

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  2. What was even more sick was opening Google news and seeing the Washington Post throwing out the Socialist tag!

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  3. :lol:

    I'm chasing you around the comment columns!

    :lol:

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  4. No. Maybe AS sick, but not more.

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  5. Off to Danny's now before lunch is over...

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  6. I really think I might throw up....

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  7. This is making my pill turn into poison in there.

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  8. LOL! You are going CRAZY with this!

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  9. I'm in too much of a bliss, because Rush Limbaugh is going crazy!

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  10. Well. I'm sure Lumpboil's reasons are all wrong, but, honestly, this is the most sensible he's ever been.

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  11. It's a slap in the face (or, to be more precise, a machine gun full of bullets) to us Middle-Easterners too :'(

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  12. Another drone full of bunker-busters for Pakistani children....

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  13. The prizes cannot be awarded posthumously. Maybe they didn't want to chance waiting.

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