08 July 2010

OMG! i got ALL of them at once

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World record barfathon right here last night, and I am now the title holder. The trick is to grab something suitable to catch the barf while you sit on the toilet. It saves so much work and knee pain. Nobody has ever barfed this much, ever, nor the other end. My body has made it clear to each and every bacterium in the world to stay the fuck OUT of here or you will be very forcefully evicted.

I'm sipping apple juice cut with distilled water and just got up the nerve to eat a little corner of a stale scone. Now I think I will go to bed and see if I can stay there until I don't feel like someone beat me to within an inch of my life. It's kind of amazing I didn't break any bones....

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9 comments:

  1. My gosh gal, what did you eat?

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  2. I'm pretty sure it had to be the chicken in the enchiladas at the Rose, but I have been traveling and eating and drinking from industrial kitchens almost exclusively for the last couple days... including leftovers at Mom's.... When I have the strength I'm gonna try calling around to see who among the people with me in all this might also have had themselves such a bad night.

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  3. I had a night like that about three weeks ago - woke up at midnight equally as ill.

    The only thing I ate all day that might have done it was a general chicken rice bowl from the Safeway Market - brand new batch - first batch of the day.

    I had a dry toasted bagel for breakfast and didn't eat dinner - I wasn't hungry which maybe was a clue of the impending purge.

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  4. It's been maybe fourteen or fifteen hours since my Gold Medal performance and I've managed not to barf back up the whole scone and get a few ounces of apple juice and water in me, but I feel every bit as beat to shit as I did when I posted this. Brain cells are dying from lack of electrolyte balance and I feel too quiveringly weak to try more food and liquids. Just trying to keep at the baby sips when I'm upright.

    I'm afraid of the depresso maker now! Maybe the water in there or the grounds not rinsing away as they should.

    Dial 911.

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  5. It's a push button world!

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  6. I was feeling pretty lousy for two days after my episode.

    I'd feel starved but after eating I'd feel sick again, although I kept everything in.

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  7. I just this now got out of bed with a feeling something akin to membership with living beings. I cut myself off some sourdough bread and toasted it. I put some cream cheese on it. I ate it and have had some sips of apple juice that were almost what you'd call "gulps".

    I guess we're gonna see if it lives through this....

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  8. It still feels pretty weak and achy but NOT the at death's door kind... as it's been all day. If I keep this down, I might end up functional... ish....

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