n e u f n e u f: calling all C.O.N.T.R.O.L. agents

08 August 2010

calling all C.O.N.T.R.O.L. agents

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The forces of K.A.O.S. have located HQ and they are beaming Active Denial of Synaptic Order rays on us. This could be the end of C.O.N.T.R.O.L. unless we are saved by a phantom master of espionage. As you know, my marbles completely disappeared yesterday, and I'm sorry to report that they have gotten to Agent BB2 as well. The situation is dire. We are in undeniable need of pharmacological support.

This is NOT a drill.

I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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Bluebear28/8/10, 8:39 PM
Oh crap, somebody told him!
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wimpy8/8/10, 9:21 PM
I don't think we have any agents left who are willing to trust ANY mission to Agent DLC. Don't panic! Whatever you do, DON'T panic. It makes the rays more efficient. I am trusting to the minions I so carefully trained to come through for us. In the meantime, whot say we pour some brandy in our blueberry smoothies?
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Bluebear28/8/10, 10:30 PM
Tomorrow, at work, I'm going out into the shop and getting a piece of sheet lead sufficient to line my bicycle helmet and see if that makes any changes. I'll use the 4 lb./sq.ft. stuff instead of the 2 lb. - at worst it will buff my neck muscles, at best it will help clear the fog and reset the limbic system.
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Old Uncle Dave8/8/10, 10:32 PM
Try here?
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wimpy8/8/10, 10:46 PM
I'm going for the juice!
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08 August 2010

calling all C.O.N.T.R.O.L. agents

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