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Little-known "fact":
the psycho-president is the reincarnation of the psycho-pharaoh....
In honor of "the chosen" one, Democratic-Fascists and Republican-Fascists will not split themselves across the aisle from each other tonight. Isn't that so darn cozy?
Oh, oh, you'll pardon my tone, please, because I'm stumping for HUMANS to unite AGAINST murderating fuck space lizards, NOT space lizards to unite against humans.
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Legislators, for the first time, are allowed to bring their digital gizmos to the SOTU... and are expected to be making their outbursts on
Twit-
Face... so, suckers, don't say I didn't warn you.
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5:40pm PST: The interminable clapping begins... yer earplugs are in yer junk drawer under various twist ties too cute to discard and rubber bands long past the integrity of their rubber. Best get them handy before this gets seriously annoying.
So far, I've been happiest noting how focussed on the persons staying out to allow for continuity of government the commentators have been. Seems it isn't only me at least subconsciously hoping the ground opens up and swallows the lot of them in one transcendental Gaian gulp....
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6:30pm PST: So far, it's apparent GPY feels our loss of jobs to India and China is due to those countries doing a better job of educating their children. If
only we will do a better job of educating our kids, we will be even more #1 than the already and still #1 we are,
plus, bonus points, we'll straddle the immigration thing precisely fifty-fifty
together... and, so far, not a hint that we have troops
anywhere on the globe.
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6:42pm PST: AT
LAST WE'RE GOING TO
LOWER THE TAX ON CORPORATIONS!
OMG!You heard it here first.
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6:48pm PST: The austerity part..
6:55pm PST: Consolidating/reorganizing federal agencies. At last, all agencies are dismissed, except DHS.
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6:57pm PST: Finally lies about getting out of Iraq, while bragging about our moral authority... amazing, amazing orator, no?
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6:59pm PST: Finally begins bullshitting about our glorious Afghan mission and promises to bring our troops home starting in July.
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7:00pm PST: Brings up Pakistan and puts on his cowboy hat and shakes his fist at terrorists.
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7:01pm PST: Invokes S.T.A.R.T. and the reset with Russia and Asia, and projects same for South America. I know they're quaking with anticipation for
that.
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7:03pm PST: Digressing into incoherent blather about Africa and standing with Tunisians, notwithstanding having stood with their dictator up to now. Everyone on earth wants what we have and we love the men and women who serve our country... and didn't mean it to come out the way it sounded.... This is, at last, the acknowledgement of our troops all over globe from all over this country. And, don't worry, you are now allowed to be a storm trooper no matter
who you love. One giant leap backward for all Gay Americans.
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7:07pm PST: Must be winding up because he's back to giving Sarah Palin's Facebook speech from just the other day....
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7:10pm PST:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS FUBAR.Oh, no, wait! Chilean miners! Plan B. Rescue. Little guys doing big things. Oh, how inspiring. Gott bless this great idea for a new company.... I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. WE DO BIG THINGS!
Yes, we motherfuckin' do. Over a thousand bases, bitchez.
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7:13pm PST: FIN..
love, 99
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